Eavesdropping on Husband and The Kid playing Plants Vs. Zombies:
Husband: What the heck? That bird just took my potato?
Kid: No, it took your WALNUT.
H: It took my walnut?!? Ahhhh! Stupid bird!
K: What did it do?
H: Took away my potato.
K: The walnut or the potato?
H: The potato. Or, the walnut. Ahhhh, it's getting ready to take my dragon.
K: They killed him.
K: Die! Eat. my. dust.
H: Oh, no! Now they're eating my bomb.
K: They're still eating the potato.
H: Good. Oh, theeeere we go baby.
K: Feel free to use that superpower on the bomb.
H: Oh no.
K: Hey, you can get rid of that.
H: I'm gonna be in TROUBLE!!!!
K: Dad, all your lawnmowers are there. Even if they get past, you're still fine.
H: Oh, I'm used to playing the special levels, where you can't let anyone get to your lawnmower.
K: Those zombies are tough. And smart. Even though they don't have brains, they're still smart. What is that?
H: I don't know..."bounces zombies back into nearby water" Oooo!
K: So it's basically a beam that bounces them. Do you want to be the first to try that out?
H: Thanks, buddy.
K: Would you die already? Birds, could you give me a favor and die? Thank you!
H: Oh yeah.
K: Bam. Water is their worst enemy!
H: Ooo, a six-combo. I haven't done a six combo yet.
K: I have done a seven combo.
H: Six combo again.
K: Oh, I'm getting six combos now.
H: Oooh, a seven combo! Another seven combo! Nice.