I'm so glad you asked!*
Since last August, I....
Met one of my favorite bloggers,
Got this kick-ass coffee mug as a pick-me-up from a lovely person,
Acquired an addiction to these cookies,
Which is a good thing, because it took me forever to sew all these eyeballs on this costume,
And now you're up to speed.
*Okay, nobody asked, but there was this big hole in the story-of-my-life-as-told-to-blogs, and since I'm kind of neurotic, I couldn't just LEAVE it there, empty.